Scientist Warn That Puss N’ Boots Will Take Over the World

Forget global warming, man is facing a more sinister evil in the form of a cute, little fur ball. Don’t be fooled by that seemingly innocent purr, for behind those adorable eyes lays mankind’s downfall:

Here Kitty, Kitty

This could be Al Gore next Noble Prize. I can only imagine the unsubstantiated headlines now - “Roaming gangs of cats are responsible for reduction in the polar bears population” or better yet, “Increased cat flatulence is the leading cause of greenhouse gases.”