Time for another edition of canine friendly news stories from the slightly odd world that we live in: Baa Ram You
Without the assistance of that beloved pig Babe, a flock of sheep in Kington, Herefordshire, has taken it upon themselves to organize:
Will the “truth” of Orwell’s “Animal Farm” soon be realized?
Captain Sophia, Feline Detective
It has been said that curiosity killed the cat, but in this case a cat’s need to explore helped put a scumbag behind bars. Having just moved into a new apartment with her owner, Sophia the Cat, discovered a stash of child pornography the previous renter had left behind:
Should make for an interesting trial when the cat is called as a witness.
I Triple Dog Dare You
Will kids never learn the valuable lesson so clearly demonstrated in the classic movie "A Christmas Story?" Two young Hoosiers, serving on flag duty for their elementary school, decided to ignore what millions of kids already knew, wet tongues and frozen flag poles should never meet:
Tongue + Frozen Flag Pole = PAIN!
They may grow great basketball players in Indiana, but very few rocket scientists.
Man’s Best Friend and Hero
We often forget that not only are dogs great pets, but they are serving man on the frontlines against crime in our communities:
This story demonstrates the sacrifice dogs are willing to make out of friendship and loyalty. No offense to Sophia the Cat, but it is stories such as this one that reminds us why “dogs are man’s best friends.”
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