Saturday, December 8, 2007

News for Dogs: Iran, Chavez, and Crazy Canucks

NIE - Not Just Another Boy Band:

Much has been made about whether Iran is indeed trying to develop a nuclear weapons program. The issue was re-energized this week with the release of the NIE (National Intelligence Estimate) Report. The key to the report is to look at the last word in its title, “Estimate.” Estimate, meaning……..to guess.

Far be it for me to question the minds of our intelligence community. No, instead I question the interpretation of the report within the media, from around the world. One Australian news report, while referring to President Bush as a gunslinger, seems to call into question the whole bumbling US Intelligence Community:

Iran is a Pussycat: Australia

And what about some of our European allies? France and Germany both have their own formable intelligence agencies, yet they jointly believe that there is more than meets the eye regarding Iran’s nuclear ambitions:

Iran Still Dangerous: Germany and France

Former-Ambassador Bolton wrote an excellent piece about the timing and possible political influences regarding the report:

Intelligence: There Are No Absolutes

Of course, many in the media will isolate Mr. Bolton’s comments as the ramblings of an insane, political hack. Which is unfortunate, because Mr. Bolton truly does have a keen insight into this region, which too many choose to ignore because they do not agree with Mr. Bolton politically.

The Jewish Institute for National Security Affairs provided another perceptive on the matter. What seems to be lost in all of this is Iran’s perceived capabilities and their well-documented desires and intents:

Jewish Intelligence: Capabilities vs. Intent

Nowhere in the NIE Report does it state that Iran can be trusted and wouldn’t continue to be a menace to the world. And lets remember, in 1946 the intelligence agencies throughout the free world stated that Russians were at least a decade away from obtaining a nuclear bomb. In August of 1949, their guess was proven wrong.

Chavez: You Have Not Heard the Last of Me!

Another one of the world’s favorite bad men, Hugo “Don’t Call Me Nuts” Chavez seems to be all over the place. First he stated that if the people of Venezuela did not accept the referendum that would allow him to stay in power beyond the constitutional limits, he would take it out against America (?).

Then, after he lost, he said he was not happy but that he would abide by the will of the people. However, he change his tune later in the week by proclaiming that he would seek other measures to change the constitution:

Chavez is Just Getting Started

I wonder if Chavez will enlist the help of his Hollywood “power nut” friends Sean Penn, Danny Glover, Kevin Spacey, and “genius” supermodel Naomi Campbell to do public services announces:

“Hi, this is Sean Penn, brilliant actor, malcontent and slayer of the paparazzi. I am asking you today to surrender your freedoms, and hand over the future of your country to the Sainted protector against the evil Satan (George Bush), the most beloved El Presidente, Hugo “Boss” Chavez. Mind you, I would never let this happen in America (unless the President was a Democrat, Socialist-Progressive, or Communist), but hey, we are for more sophisticated, and frankly more capable, then your peasants to decide the destiny of our country. Grazias and ¡Paddington Libre!

Canadian Market Strategy – Lets Belittle America:

In an effort to keep the almighty “loony” North of the Border, a recent Canadian ad campaign used marketing slogans such as:

"Why risk it in a crazy foreign country?"

"If you're going to downtown Detroit and you speak English ... good luck." (No racism there!)

Those Crazy Canucks!

I have some additional slogans the Canadians might want to try to lure Americans to Canada:

“Canada, there is more to us than just beer drinking hockey players, hey.”

“Shop Tim Hortons, we are just like Duncan Donuts, but we know how to brew “good” coffee!

“Come to Montreal, we’re just as rude as the French, only closer!”

Canada, no offense taken and “Joyeux Noël et acclamations.”



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Why news for dogs? Here I was thinking that this was some sort of "pet lovers" blog, and all I find is serious talk about Iran (who has done nothing to us) and insults directed at Canadians (who also has done nothing to us).